Friday, September 11, 2026

Full House: El Problema Grande de D.J.


D.J. has good grades (six As) throughout her report card, except for in Spanish class, where she was given a ‘D’ (while Kimmy had gotten a ‘C’). Danny decides to talk to her Spanish teacher, Senorita Linda Mosley, about the grade, and D.J. thanks him for that.

When Linda comes over to the house to have a private discussion with Danny about it, it starts as a simple parent-teacher conference (with Linda showing Danny some colored flash cards with Spanish words on them, such as “el sofa” for sofa (and Danny remarks, “The sofa is ‘el sofa’? How could she get a D in this language?” and Linda replies, “Well, they’re not all that easy.”) and “perro” for dog, respectively, in the living room with the blue-and-white checkered couch. It soon ends with an unexpected burst of passion as the smitten Senorita Mosley tries to show him how to roll the double R in Spanish (after telling him the importance of the letter ‘R’ in the Spanish language), only to plant a kiss on him. When she apologizes, Danny tells her it felt nice, and Linda feels better. So they kiss a second time; however, the second kiss is ill-timed because that is when D.J. and some of her friends walk through the kitchen door and into the living room, and they take notice of it. Much to D.J.’s utter mortification, the kiss is an event that the whole school is soon buzzing about.

D.J. soon becomes a target for highly unwelcome teasing, and she is absolutely furious at her dad for making her a target for teasing (and for not getting her Spanish grade changed).

Danny apologizes to D.J. for making her a target for teasing, and then eventually gets her to admit that the more difficult the Spanish class became, the more she just gave up on it, because she thinks she is no good at it. However, Danny manages to encourage his oldest daughter that he will be proud of her for trying as hard as she can, especially in something she finds to be hard to do, and D.J. thanks him.

Meanwhile, Mr. Malatesta gives Michelle a spot in a marshmallow commercial that Joey and Jesse have been assigned to work on. Joey and Jesse groom Michelle to star in the commercial. She is to sit on a cloud, eat a marshmallow, and exclaim, “yummy in the tummy.” However, she overpractices by eating too many marshmallows before the actual filming, and as a result, Michelle is full when the camera starts rolling.

Also, Stephanie has gotten a good report card, but her teacher writes, “Stephanie is a wonderful student, but she needs to control her talking in class.” When Danny makes the mistake of telling her she has to “stop being such a little chatterbox,” she says, “So, my own family thinks I’m a chatterbox? How rude.” When Danny says, “Steph...” she interrupts him, saying, “No, no, it’s fine. From now on, this chatterbox is all locked up” before making a motion of zipping her mouth and throwing away the key. With that, Stephanie stops speaking for about three days — which makes Danny feel a little regretful.

Friday, July 24, 2026

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Dracula


Dracula: You are magnificent.
Buffy: I bet you say that before you bite all the girls.
Dracula: No, you are different — kindred.












Buffy (to Dracula after staking him a second time): “You think I don’t watch your movies? You always come back.”

Nostalgia and the Good Old Days

It’s easy to become nostalgic for what people refer to as the “good old days,” when almost everyone was trusted.

Back then, children would play for hours in the neighborhood — and in other people’s homes and yards — unsupervised. Back then, children would walk to school, head gleefully to sleepovers, and participate in overnight camps, all without an ounce of parental concern.

But those times are past (meaning long since over) now. We are a sadder but wiser society. The knowledge we have about child molesters has come at a heavy cost and is often shared by people out of the pain of their personal experiences. It’s time we heeded this information and did all we can to protect children.

The Two Coreys



We all have our teen idol fantasies. For me, there are two teen idols of the 80s — Corey Scott Feldman and Corey Ian Haim. Corey Feldman is so cool with his charisma. Corey Haim had green eyes that were so intense, as well as an aura that makes him so irresistible to girls and women as well.

Together, the Coreys are an unstoppable force to be reckoned with. And they’re brilliant actors.

An example of Corey Feldman’s brilliancy is the 1986 movie Stand by Me, where he played the character of Teddy Duchamp.



In the movie, Gordie Lachance (who’s a writer at the beginning of the film) says this about Teddy:
“Teddy Duchamp was the craziest guy we’d hung around with. He didn’t have much of a chance in life. His dad was given to fits of rage. One time he held Teddy’s ear to a stove and almost burned it off.”

And one of what Teddy considers to be his “words of wisdom” is “I’m in the prime of my youth, and I’ll only be young once.”




Then in 1987, on the set of the film The Lost Boys, he met another actor/teen idol who shared his first name — Corey Haim. They portrayed Sam Emerson and Edgar Frog in the fictional small town of Santa Carla. Showing they saved Santa Carla from four teenage vampires made moviegoers realize that the Coreys had chemistry.



In the 1988 film “License to Drive,” the Coreys bring back memories of what it was like to be sixteen years old and get your driver’s license.

“It was really, really hilarious.”

“It reminded me a lot of me.”

“I borrowed my father’s car once.” (Les Anderson’s father, Robert: “What?!”) “Just kidding, Dad.”

“I’ve had some pretty wild nights, but nothing like this.”




In the 1989 film “Dream a Little Dream,” the Coreys explore what it’s like to be in love, and Jason Robards’ character, Coleman Ettinger, learns what it’s like to be a teenager with some help from Bobby Keller (Corey Feldman), whom he has accidentally switched bodies with.

May the Coreys live on in teenage dreams forever!

Update: I have learned that Corey Haim has, as of March 10, 2010, gone the way of all the earth. He will be missed dearly.

Rest in peace to Corey Ian Haim (December 23, 1971 — March 10, 2010), Jason Robards (July 26, 1922 — December 26, 2000), Marc Rocco (June 19, 1962 — May 1, 2009), and Marc’s adopted father, Alex Rocco (February 29, 1936 — July 18, 2015).